Some interesting unix csh / sh order

  Some interesting unix csh / sh order 

  It was collected some version of unix or linux knock on the orders of abnormal return. 
  Aix, and the return and bsd unixware not the same, so do not see the. 

  $ \ (– 
  (-: Command not found. 

  $ Rm God 
  Rm: God nonexistent 

  $ Ar t God 
  Ar: God does not exist 

  $ Ar r God 
  Ar: creating God 

  $ Cat "food in cans" 
  Cat: can't open food in cans 

  $ Nice man woman 
  No manual entry for woman. 

  $ "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? 
  Unmatched. " 

  $ Unmatched. " 
  Unmatched. " 

  $ [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? 
  Missing]. 

  $ ^ How did the sex change operation go? ^ 
  Modifier failed. 

  If I had a $ (for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? 
  Too many ( 's. 

  $ Make love 
  Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. 

  $ Sleep with me 
  Bad character 

  $ Got a light? 
  No match. 

  $ Man: why did you get a divorce? 
  Man:: Too many arguments. 

  $!: Say, what is saccharine? 
  Bad substitute. 

  $ $ Blow 
  $ Blow: No such job. 

  PATH = $ pretending! / Usr / ucb / which sense 
  No sense in pretending! 

  $ Drink matter 
  Matter: cannot create 

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